Posted September 24, 2024
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6"x4" oil on panel ••• I could talk about how the title of this piece implies that the subjects are two inebriates locked out their homes by their wise and weary wives who are fed up with their spouses' carousing shenanigans. Or, I could reveal to you something much more interesting and of monumental importance. I am going with the latter and here it is: The Spousal Unit has determined that it takes exactly 25 blueberries per pancake to make her perfect—and I mean perfect—blueberry pancakes. We are a simple pancake loving clan and yes, we even eat pancakes for dinner and no, this practice did not start during the current alternate reality we are all experiencing. We have just always liked pancakes, day or night. Our nuclear family motto should be "Transire surrepo, quaeso!" (Pass the syrup, please!)
Posted December 10, 2020
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6"x4" oil on panel ••• Frankly, I found these candies revolting. • For a simple minded person such as myself (i.e., a guy who may or may not read a label before consuming candies), when I encounter a bag of colorful gummy looking candies, my addled brain thinks, "Fruity gooey wonderfulness!" not, "Spiced to the point that I'm going to spit them out across the room!" • That last part reminds me of how much I enjoy cherry tomatoes. Not because they taste good but because of the childhood memory of biting into one and hitting my brother in the face with the seeds that squirted out across the table. Ah, good times... It just feels great when your aim is true. • Sorry, I rambled a bit.

4"x6" oil on panel ••• Nunzilla seems like such an easy topic for discussion, but all I can tell you is that The Spousal Unit was against Nunzilla from the start. What's not to like? You wind her up (the toy, not the Wife) and she walks at you (a creepy walk, more like a swampthing crawl) with sparks coming out of her mouth. Simply wonderful! • Let's move on to a much more important topic. There is a technical term frequently used in oil painting studios around the globe and it goes like this: Where the $%&@# did that smudge of paint come from?!?!? (Etymologists have been able to trace its usage as far back as the reign of Ramsses II—circa 1250 B.C.—give or take.) • A smudge of oil paint can travel around a studio like, well... hellfire, so finding its origin can be quite difficult. One minute your fine and the next you have smudges all over the place. You stand there dumbfounded, terrified to move and mumbling, "Where the $%&@# did that nefarious smudge of paint come from?!?!?" As you can probably deduce, this just happened to me. The culprit this time is alizarin crimson and its origin still eludes me. Alizarin crimson is a wicked pigment that you do not want loose in the studio*. So far, it has been located on several of my digits, my trusty 12 ft. tape measure, and my not-so-trusty keyboard. Yikes, I just found it up and down my right sleeve, damn you smudge! God forbid it finds its way into the family manse. Which brings to mind another of my personal mantras: Do not wind up The Spousal Unit and have Her start shooting sparks out of Her mouth! • The hunt goes on.
*I
was going to say that alizarin crimson is a pigment that should be used
sparingly, but I do not use any pigment sparingly, so that would be a
bit hypocritical of me.
Posted September 17, 2020
sold • private collection washington, dc